for the idiomatically challenged

Dear JRP

Many Americans believe that they are unique in their need and use of the toilet. As a result, this activity is euphemistically referred to as “going to the restroom” or “bathroom.” It is a mystery why our more evolved fellow-countrypersons still frequent these areas; one plausible explanation has is it as a socially polite way for a group of girls to have a quick gossip session.

There are a few areas of society that generally recognize this activity as a more universal need. Typically speaking, such individuals are parents of children between the ages of 2 and 7, or pre-school teachers. These aberrations can be identified by their almost constant queries regarding “needing to go potty” or in general, the mere use of the word “potty.” For some parents, such expressions may continue well into their child’s adolescent years though many behavioral scientists believe this is merely a sub-conscious way of publicly humiliating the teen.

Enjoy your newfound knowledge.

Sincerely

The Idiom Answerman