on food

Spring rolls should not be consumed on an alcohol-free stomach, nor (respectively) after/before 3am/3pm.

At a tapas bar these favorites are termed "thin-sliced fried potatoes" -- when eaten out of a bag or a can we call them "potato chips".

Salted herring was not-so-much a delicacy in the former USSR.

Canned cabbage doesn't taste as bad as it sounds and it beats another night of ramen.