One of the downsides to employment (other than being instantly un-dateable) is the probability that one's hardhearted employer doesn't shout "Hey everyone -- gather round. In recognition of some really really supposedly hard work, lets take the summer off. What do you say?!?"
Followed by energetic high-fives all around, of course.
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Oh, okay. It doesn't seem quite so silly now, my evil master plan to become a crazy middle-aged recluse who uses his blog comments to run the world.
ReplyDeleteDon't kid yourself... you don't have a plan.
ReplyDeleteAnd I never said it was silly.
Oh, but I do. To be sure, it involves following the above plan until a better plan comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteNo, you didn't. But for a while, it seemed rather silly.